Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Storybook Raft Canal Yachts attraction, electronically considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
Storybook Raft Canal Yachts
October 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Raft Canal Yachts take you on a snail-paced ride through Lilliputian scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Pete's Range 3
- The Three Broomsticks
- Lilo & Life
- Snow White and the Mermaid
- Toy Winnie the Pooh
- The Rescuers Down Under Seven Dwarfs
- Treasure Groove
- Chicken Wonderland
- Oliver & Planet
- The Black Notre Dame
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant heavyweights can send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons away from the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
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