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Pictured: Storybook Muppet Canal Flotillas, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Storybook Muppet Canal Flotillas
September 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're indigenous)
The Storybook Muppet Canal Flotillas take you on a high-speed trip through tiny scenes from famous Disney films such as:
- Pete's Poppins
- Atlantis: The Lost Empire
- Home on the South
- WALL-E, Inc.
- Bedknobs and Aristocats
- Make Mine Groove
- Meet the Incredibles
- Beauty and the Planet
- Winnie the Mermaid
- Toy Beast
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something that doesn't involve windows.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, androgynous clothing, or chest, viral, elbow, romantic, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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