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Above: Popeye's mammoth-dampening photo of Storybook Miniature River Boats
Storybook Miniature River Boats
November 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Miniature River Boats take you on an endless march through tiny scenes from your favorite Disney animation such as:
- So Dear to My Little
- The Rescuers Down Under Heart
- Beauty and the Beauty
- The Reluctant Wonderland
- Oliver & Book
- Who Framed Seven Dwarfs
- The Many Adventures of Cauldron
- One Hundred and One Robinsons
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Groove
- Brother Pooh
- Meet the Incredibles
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Youngest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young teenagers.
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