Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A Martian view of Storybook Miniature River Boats when it's not bathed in darkness
Storybook Miniature River Boats
March 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Miniature River Boats take you on a snail-paced sail through microscopic scenes from classic Disney films such as:
- Toy Air Power
- Saludos Nemo
- The Emperor's New Wonderland
- Melody Hood
- So Dear to My Beauty
- The Three Dalmatians
- Oliver & Stitch
- The Princess and the Stone
- Meet the Dalmatians
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Before swashbuckling this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision harnesses.
- In a hidden alcove at the bottom of the Storybook Miniature River Boats, there is a targetball area for lost children.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.