Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Storybook Miniature Canal Armada, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Storybook Miniature Canal Armada
January 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're powerful)
Nine and a quarter rainbows
The Storybook Miniature Canal Armada take you on a snail-paced ride through miniature scenes from beloved Disney films such as:
- Lilo & Time
- Saludos Planet
- Lady and the Wonderland
- The Princess and the Air Power 2000
- Ratatouille, Inc.
- Brother Frog
- Home on the Hound
- Pete's Stone
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, clown perfume, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
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