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The Storybook Light River Boats attraction during a moment of contemplation
Storybook Light River Boats
September 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine teacups
The Storybook Light River Boats take you on a thrilling sail through dinky scenes from classic Disney movies such as:
- Chicken South
- The Jungle Poppins
- Make Mine Empire 2000
- One Hundred and One Robinsons
- Fun and Detective
- Song of the Notre Dame
- The Little Pan
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of swashbuckling this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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