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A sinister view of Storybook Blaster Life Boats when it's not bathed in children
Storybook Blaster Life Boats
August 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Blaster Life Boats take you on a slow trip through miniscule scenes from classic Disney animation such as:
- A Bug's Planet
- The Princess and the Mr. Toad
- The Fox and the Poppins
- Bedknobs and Aristocats
- So Dear to My King
- Toy Dragon
- Lady and the Seven Dwarfs
- The Sword in the Company
- Home on the Wonderland
- Winnie the Heart
- The Lion Amigos
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could make silly comments to your friends.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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