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Storybook Bear River Boats, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

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Storybook Bear River Boats

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1974
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Targeted at: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

The Storybook Bear River Boats take you on a seemingly never-ending ride through tiny scenes from beloved Disney movies such as:

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