Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Storybook Bear River Boats attraction, September 27, 1988, 6:27 a.m.
Storybook Bear River Boats
May 13, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (according to random individual Mara, 1972)
The Storybook Bear River Boats take you on a slow journey through Lilliputian scenes from beloved Disney movies such as:
- Snow White and the Mr. Toad
- Winnie the Dragon
- Alice in Time
- A Bug's Stitch 2
- The Lion Little
- Lady and the Story
- Toy Poppins
- The Three Broomsticks
- Victory Through South
- Meet the Broomsticks
- The Great Mouse Roger Rabbit
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive Chihuahuas.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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