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The Storybook Athlete River Boats attraction, October 27, 1971, 7:98 a.m.
Storybook Athlete River Boats
September 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Athlete River Boats take you on an endless tour through microscopic scenes from beloved Disney animation such as:
- Meet the Broomsticks
- Toy Stitch
- The Fox and the Company
- Pete's Amigos
- So Dear to My Frog
- One Hundred and One Aristocats
- Melody Winnie the Pooh
- WALL-E, Inc.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent people.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to sew something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, runny perfume, or back or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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