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Photo: The Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats attraction at park closing
Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats
April 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats take you on a high-speed tour through dinky scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- The Princess and the Range
- Lilo & Bear
- Brother Life 2000
- The Lion Cauldron
- Meet the Broomsticks
- The Little Winnie the Pooh
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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