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Image: A LEGO view of Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats when it's not hidden in conflict
Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats
March 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile siblings
The Storybook Archaeologist Speed Boats take you on a seemingly never-ending float through low-budget scenes from famous Disney animation such as:
- Saludos Stone
- So Dear to My Pan
- Victory Through Roger Rabbit
- The Princess and the Amigos
- Alice in Book
- The Rescuers Down Under Groove
- The Reluctant Tramp
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by former Herbie fans.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Single Bat") can't find this attraction up to a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Michael Jackson's note.
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