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The Storybook Archaeologist Canal Armada attraction, terminally considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneyland
Storybook Archaeologist Canal Armada
October 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Archaeologist Canal Armada take you on an endless float through dinky scenes from classic Disney animation such as:
- Bedknobs and Dalmatians
- The Rescuers Down Under Poppins
- The Hunchback of South
- Who Framed Beauty
- Saludos Mr. Toad
- Winnie the Roger Rabbit
- Oliver & Groove
- One Hundred and One Broomsticks
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and rot.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to inspect something that requires less patience.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 63".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or bowel complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique journey.
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