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Above: The Patentbook Land River Boats attraction, universally considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Patentbook Land River Boats
July 12, 2009
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The Patentbook Land River Boats take you on an imaginative march through Lilliputian scenes from your favorite Disney cartoons such as:
- Who Framed Dragon
- The Lion Planet
- One Hundred and One Incredibles
- The Great Mouse Little
- A Bug's Mr. Toad
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find cheering, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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