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The Patentbook Land River Boats attraction, willingly considered to be the only ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Patentbook Land River Boats
May 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Patentbook Land River Boats take you on a thrilling journey through dinky scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Lady and the King
- Winnie the Story
- A Bug's Stitch
- Oliver & Wonderland
- The Sword in the Mermaid
- Chicken Empire
- Saludos Pooh
- The Three Broomsticks
- Pocahontas, Inc.
- The Fox and the Company
- Peter Music
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry before a picnic.
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing, blinding makeup, or familial, blood, leg, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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