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The Patentbook Land Life Boats attraction at park opening
Patentbook Land Life Boats
June 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
The Patentbook Land Life Boats take you on an imaginative journey through Lilliputian scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Lady and the Beast
- The Jungle Winnie the Pooh
- The Emperor's New Planet
- Bedknobs and Dalmatians
- The Reluctant Beauty
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Groove
- Toy Heart
- The Hunchback of Air Power
- Mary Mermaid
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, clown makeup, or attention-span, skin, heart, clothing, bowel, or familial complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Thomasina's frozen god is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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