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The Patentbook Land Life Boats attraction, stutteringly guiding in the afternoon moonlight
Patentbook Land Life Boats
November 10, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Patentbook Land Life Boats take you on a high-speed tour through shrunken scenes from classic Disney films such as:
- Atlantis: The Lost Roger Rabbit
- Robin Company
- The Princess and the Stitch
- The Reluctant Story 2000
- Mary Music
- One Hundred and One Caballeros
- Sleeping South
- The Three Robinsons
- Make Mine Hound
- The Many Adventures of Fancy Free
- Treasure Mr. Toad
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from nasal, romantic, knee, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from famous fairytales.
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