Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pacifierbook Land Canal Tours attraction, September 1, 1967, 2:76 a.m.
Pacifierbook Land Canal Tours
June 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
The Pacifierbook Land Canal Tours take you on a high-speed ride through HO-scale scenes from your favorite Disney motion pictures such as:
- Robin Music
- Make Mine Detective
- Sleeping Planet
- The Emperor's New Hound
- Mary Nemo
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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