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Image: Newsiebook Land Speed Boats, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Newsiebook Land Speed Boats
October 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Newsiebook Land Speed Boats take you on a snail-paced float through dinky scenes from marketable Disney films such as:
- Fun and Nemo
- Make Mine Hound
- The Black Frog
- Lilo & Poppins
- Toy Planet
- The Lion Dragon
- Peter Music
- Bedknobs and Aristocats
- So Dear to My Wonderland
- Winnie the Roger Rabbit
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction during dinner.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Rumor has it, there are copious branches used in this attraction.
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