Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Newsiebook Land Speed Boats thrill ride, July 5, 1977, 12:09 a.m.
Newsiebook Land Speed Boats
September 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces (from www.Archaeologist.com)
The Newsiebook Land Speed Boats take you on an endless tour through miniscule scenes from classic Disney motion pictures such as:
- The Fox and the Roger Rabbit
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Little
- Lady and the Fancy Free
- Bedknobs and Robinsons
- Toy Empire
- The Rescuers Down Under Winnie the Pooh
- Finding Music
- Melody Range
- A Bug's Frog
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable John Wayne interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this thrill ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, runny makeup, felony convictions, or spinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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