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The Mouthbook Land Canal Yachts attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mouthbook Land Canal Yachts
September 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're cool)
Intellectually impaired family reunions
The Mouthbook Land Canal Yachts take you on a slow float through low-budget scenes from marketable Disney cartoons such as:
- The Reluctant Music
- Pete's Planet
- Lady and the Fancy Free III
- Snow White and the Groove
- Oliver & Notre Dame
- Bedknobs and Robinsons
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry before breakfast.
- Before visiting this attraction, find something more magical.
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