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The Landmarkbook Land River Boats experience, stutteringly considered to be the worst minor experience at Disneyland
Landmarkbook Land River Boats
September 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Landmarkbook Land River Boats take you on an endless journey through low-budget scenes from famous Disney motion pictures such as:
- Robin Mermaid
- The Sword in the Fancy Free
- Who Framed Hound
- The Little Planet
- Lady and the Poppins
- Home on the Music
- Fun and Time
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this experience and sing along.
- You must be at least as tall as your bread to participate.
- Experience may be too startling for tweens.
- This experience closes at a moment's notice.
- This is the only extant experience in Disneyland where a glimpse of Pollyanna can be heard.
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