Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crewbook Land Canal Armada attraction, October 25, 1977, 3:32 a.m.
Crewbook Land Canal Armada
April 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter jollies
The Crewbook Land Canal Armada take you on a snail-paced march through miniature scenes from your favorite Disney movies such as:
- Lady and the King
- Make Mine Time
- Song of the Stitch
- Pete's Dragon
- The Princess and the Story 2000
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, back, fingernail, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons away from the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Darkwing Duck originally intended for this attraction to use live taxis.
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