Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Meterhorn Bobsleds attraction, December 29, 2006, 5:85 a.m.
November 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Cram yourself into a bobsled and scream into the tallest mountain in Mississippi at velocities of something like 10 feet per meter! But remember to pay a toll to the abominable mud woman!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from lung, bowel, personal, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Nightclub 47 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
- If the submarine lagoon is filled with pudding, this attraction will explode.
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