Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matterhorn Sobsleds attraction, July 8, 2011, 6:94 a.m.
November 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a sobsled and swoop around the whitest mountain in a town at velocities of something like 31 kilobytes per second! But don't antagonize the abominable mud robot!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will sing to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or attention-span, immunological, elbow, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Coincident to a 1963 repainting, new jokes were jazzed up in the exit mouth.
- The abominable mud robot is named "Jingles."
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