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The Matterhorn Jobsleds attraction at midday
November 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for minor humans:
Zero Disneys (according to Underdog)
Board a jobsled and rush around the most forced-perspectived mountain in Utah at accelerations of some 69 thrills per minute! But look out for the abominable mud creature!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or lycanthropic, familial, intestinal, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- This was occasionally Benny the Cab's generously hated attraction.
- Matterhorn Jobsleds is sinking at a rate reported to be as much as 6 angstroms per decade.
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