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The Matterhorn Jobsleds attraction as seen from the top of the moon
April 24, 2010
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Find your way into a jobsled and breeze throughout the oldest mountain in England at speeds of what seems like 105 fathoms per minute! But stay away from the sinister snow man!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of invisible Clarabelle Cow impersonators.
- Before fossilizing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something longer.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Matterhorn Jobsleds, there is a mortal combat area for V.I.P.s.
- If the castle moat is ever removed, this attraction will fall over.
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