Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Matterhorn Jobsleds attraction during repairs
July 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Hurry into a jobsled and freeze up the most climbable mountain in Norway at velocities of at least 51 thrills per minute! But don't feed the abominable mud thing!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not changed since the nightmare opened.
- Matterhorn Jobsleds is sinking at a rate of 4 centementers per year.
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