Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matterhorn Hobsleds attraction, February 12, 1976, 3:59 p.m.
May 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hobsled and shoot onto the whitest mountain in the Midwest at velocities of up to 79 thrills per meter! But beware of the abominable ice beast!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- Before riding this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, fear of wide-open spaces, religious objections, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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