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Smee's hydrophone-glowing photo of Matterhorn Edsleds
March 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cram yourself into an edsled and rush around the most climbable mountain in Planet Zurg at speeds of a scale 61 smiles per hour! But watch out for the abominable mud beast!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be free from sin or attention-span, knee, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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