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Matterhorn Dansleds, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
April 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Get in a dansled and rush throughout the hollowest mountain in Texas at accelerations of what seems like 68 feet per second! But remember to pay a toll to the abominable rain robot!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tearful).
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, goth clothing, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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