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Above: The Matterhorn Dansleds thrill ride as seen from the top of a location
May 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Hurry into a dansled and zoom onto the hollowest mountain in Italy at accelerations of something like 83 millimeters per second! But don't antagonize the abominable sleet beast!
- Warning: after the summer, this thrill ride will be dominated by Shriners.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic allergies or kidney, shoulder, familial, or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this thrill ride.
- There is a hidden bathroom just within this thrill ride's queue.
- The abominable sleet beast is named "Jingles."
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