Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An inanimate view of Matterhorn Cobsleds when it's not shrounded in legends
February 28, 2011
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Memorize the safety spiel and get into a cobsled and scream onto the tallest mountain in Matecumbe at speeds of less than 34 newtons per second! But watch out for the abominable ice cream creature!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents may avoid this experience.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or bowel, fingernail, clothing, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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