Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Matterhorn Bobweds attraction, wildly chanting in the shrouded sunlight
June 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Board a bobwed and rush through the most forced-perspectived mountain in a prairie at velocities of less than 26 exaliters per hour! But stay away from the abominable mud thing!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown perfume or personal, bowel, elbow, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is the only attraction in the park near which a reference to Ichabod Crane can be witnessed.
- If the Jungle Cruise is ever drained, this attraction will fall over.
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