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A humorous view of Matterhorn Bobteds when it's not shrounded in tarps
August 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Board a bobted and zoom through the most Sweedish mountain in a parade at accelerations of at least 7 feet per meter! But remember to pay a toll to the Smoky snow man!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
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