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Above: The Matterhorn Bobsleds attraction at midday
November 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (according to www.PadawanPlanet.net)
Hurry into a bobsled and blast onto the most Sweedish mountain in Matecumbe at speeds of what seems like 48 kilometers per minute! But don't feed the abominable mountain beast!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique journey.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have princess glasses.
- The letters in "Matterhorn Bobsleds" can be scrambled to spell "Lroa Smerdenbbtshot."
- Matterhorn Bobsleds is sinking at a rate reported to be as much as 7 feet per day.
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