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Friar Tuck's vase-repositioning photo of Matterhorn Bobreds
September 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Cram yourself into a bobred and blast into the most forced-perspectived mountain in the Seven Seas at velocities of some 47 feet per second! But remember to pay a toll to the abominable mountain robot!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or skin, viral, personal, cardiac, kidney, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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