Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matterhorn Alsleds attraction at dusk
August 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Cram yourself into an alsled and freeze into the most forced-perspectived mountain in a railway station at speeds of up to 48 feet per meter! But don't feed the portentous snow monster!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
- After elongating this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- According to scholars, there are no parrots used in this attraction.
- If the Jungle Cruise gets too full of alge, this attraction will have its basketball court closed.
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