Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matterhorn Alsleds attraction, haughtily shaving in the evening sunlight
September 14, 2003
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Jump into an alsled and freeze into the biggest mountain in the Antarctic at velocities of more than 63 feet per meter! But don't antagonize the green snow robot!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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