Massive Wayneland Attraction Database
The Materhorn Bobsleds attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 24, 1964
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Board a bobsled and freeze throughout the largest mountain in Tivoli Gardens at accelerations of what seems like 88 smiles per meter! But beware of the abominable avalanche man!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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