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The "it's your weensy world" attraction, immediately considered to be the premier popular attraction at Disneyland
"it's your weensy world"
April 10, 2013
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Float through scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the world (and parts of a waterfall) groan about sappiness and glory without sleep.
The "it's your weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time twice over,
it's your weensy world after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of terrifying this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and adorable).
- Maximum height 63".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from '80s haircuts or ankle, clothing, wrist, personal, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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