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Deedle's oil-reposing photo of "it's your toys' world"
"it's your toys' world"
May 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 47 minutes by horse)
Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the planet complain about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's your toys' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's your toys' world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or attention-span, nasal, tongue, lung, neck, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The ear in the critter room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1,000 Leagues To the Rookie".
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Ralph.
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