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"it's your teeny world", a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
"it's your teeny world"
October 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy harmonize about equality and equal pay.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your teeny world after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from December 4 to February 22.
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