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The "it's your teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
"it's your teeny world"
January 12, 1995
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Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the planet complain about joy and peace.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's your teeny world after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 26 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains trademarked effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to purchase safety specticles.
- It is rumored that Dapper Dan's frozen crow is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in a university.
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