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At right: The "it's your teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
"it's your teeny world"
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
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Cruise through scenes in which the children of the world caterwaul about happiness and the latest fashions until forced to stop.
The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's your teeny world after all.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to visit this attraction more than a quarter hour before more important people.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blood, personal, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Rex the Dinosaur.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the park.
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