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The "it's your teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

The "it's your teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

"it's your teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1990
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your teeny world after all.

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