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The "it's your teensy world" attraction, stutteringly entertaining in the evening sunlight
"it's your teensy world"
August 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're different)
Float through scenes in which the humanoid youngsters of the world caterwaul about joy and equal pay.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we should dare,
it's your teensy world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too frightening for young consumers.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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