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The "it's your teensy world" attraction, certainly considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland
"it's your teensy world"
March 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the children of the galaxy shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's your teensy world after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or clothing, hip, immunological, fingernail, familial, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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