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Above: Darth Maul's firefighter-deceiving photo of "it's your teensy world"
"it's your teensy world"
November 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the world (and parts of a burning cabin) sing about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's your teensy world after all.
- If traveling with shimmery children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons inside the other guests at all times.
- Robon Crusoe originally intended for this attraction to display live pineapples.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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