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The "it's your teensy world" attraction, untimely considered to be the only functional attraction at DisneyLand
"it's your teensy world"
November 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the galaxy bellow about equality and buccaneers.
The "it's your teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're aware,
it's your teensy world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, '80s haircuts, garish perfume, or ankle or skin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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