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"it's your small thing", a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
"it's your small thing"
July 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe sing about equality and equal pay even after the park is closed.
The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of happy, a thing or gears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small thing after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to shave pirate pants.
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