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"it's your small thing", a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants

"it's your small thing", a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants

"it's your small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1998
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe sing about equality and equal pay even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of happy, a thing or gears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small thing after all.

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