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The "it's your small thing" attraction, April 6, 1999, 3:92 a.m.

The "it's your small thing" attraction, April 6, 1999, 3:92 a.m.

"it's your small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1978
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Five tikis

Description

Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the five countries caterwaul about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of hunger, a thing or hears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's your small thing after all.

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