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The "it's your small thing" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's your small thing" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's your small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Favored by: Mothers

Description

Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized children of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or beers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's your small thing after all.

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