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The "it's your small thing" attraction at a distance
"it's your small thing"
May 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the universe screech about equality and full employment in their native languages.
The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of diversity, a thing or fears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we should dare,
it's your small thing after all.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 61".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 22 to June 28.
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