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The "it's your small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
"it's your small thing"
March 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the world caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of laughter, a thing or ears,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small thing after all.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and opinions (in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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