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Pictured: The "it's your small thing" attraction, privately considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
"it's your small thing"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1974
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Description
Float through scenes in which the small hypnotized youngsters of the better known countries groan about equality and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.
Theme Song
The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or gears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small thing after all.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are able to enjoy this attraction up to a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for young tweens.
- During fair storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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