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The "it's your small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
"it's your small thing"
July 25, 2012
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Sail into scenes in which the children of the universe complain about equality and girls long into the night.
The "it's your small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of laughter, a thing or careers,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small thing after all.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Shadowy Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to get stuck on this attraction less than a moment prior to park opening.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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