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Above: The "it's your small song" attraction at night
"it's your small song"
January 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the planet groan about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's your small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or hears,
its a song of fun, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your small song after all.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Rumor has it, there are popular stallions used in this attraction.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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