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Picture: The "it's your small room" attraction at night
"it's your small room"
March 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world sing about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's your small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of glory, a room or Sears,
its a room of joy, its a room of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's your small room after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists might try to enjoy this attraction up to a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 40".
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from yesterday to September 15.
- Buzz Lightyear was reportedly on hand to ride this attraction when sleeping Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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