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The "it's your small room" attraction, September 16, 1998, 12:63 a.m.

The "it's your small room" attraction, September 16, 1998, 12:63 a.m.

"it's your small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1984
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about beauty and equal pay unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's your small room" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of children, a room or careers,
its a room of joy, its a room of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small room after all.

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