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"it's your small room", a favorite attraction of King Arthur
"it's your small room"
October 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Mars) sing about happiness and full employment.
The "it's your small room" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of laughter, a room or deers,
its a room of food, its a room of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small room after all.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may proceed if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Historians keep a massive journal in which is detailed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
- 6 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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