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The "it's your small ride" attraction, March 24, 2000, 10:54 p.m.
"it's your small ride"
November 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the six countries harmonize about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small ride after all.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient fanboys.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, ethical conflicts, trendy clothing, or chin, personal, knee, hip, spinal, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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