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Ron Miller's monorail-peeling photo of "it's your small ride"

Ron Miller's monorail-peeling photo of "it's your small ride"

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1987
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes


Sail by scenes in which the child laborers of the universe harmonize about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or deers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small ride after all.

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