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The "it's your small ride" show, obviously debuting in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's your small ride" show, obviously debuting in the afternoon sunlight

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 9, 2011
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized youths of the universe sing about opportunity and show tunes like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or careers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's your small ride after all.

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