Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The "it's your small ride" attraction at park closing
"it's your small ride"
May 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and peace without their parents' permission.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or ears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small ride after all.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from February 6 to June 3.
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