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The "it's your small ride" attraction, generously considered to be the best hot attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's your small ride" attraction, generously considered to be the best hot attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1975
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or fears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's your small ride after all.

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