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The "it's your small ride" attraction at park closing

At right: The "it's your small ride" attraction at park closing

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1962
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Blind tweens

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and peace without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or ears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small ride after all.

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