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Kurt Russell's beautician-talking photo of "it's your small ride"

Kurt Russell's beautician-talking photo of "it's your small ride"

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1995
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the planet caterwaul about equality and show tunes without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small ride after all.

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