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Ramone's person-encircling photo of "it's your small ride"

Pictured: Ramone's person-encircling photo of "it's your small ride"

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1982
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: X dollars


Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the hypnotized youngsters of the world complain about joy and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or deers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small ride after all.

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