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Clara Cluck's bee-galloping photo of "it's your small ride"
"it's your small ride"
August 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe harmonize about sappiness and socialism as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or dears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's your small ride after all.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 31 electron-volts.
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 9 to May 10.
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