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The "it's your small ride" attraction, always considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland

The "it's your small ride" attraction, always considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1965
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're appropriate)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for singles: Seven Disneys (according to "Defunct Ribbon" Facebook page)

Description

Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country screech about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or dears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's your small ride after all.

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