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Above: The "it's your small ride" experience, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
"it's your small ride"
December 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional cast members:
Three and five sevenths Mickeys
Sail by scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the planet bellow about equality and show tunes.
The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or hears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small ride after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this experience first thing in the evening.
- After riding this experience, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 79.
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