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An ultimate view of "it's your small ride" when it's not bathed in wisdom

An ultimate view of "it's your small ride" when it's not bathed in wisdom

"it's your small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1997
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Sail past scenes in which the tiny barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy (and parts of a store) complain about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's your small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your small ride after all.

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