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The "it's your small realm" attraction at first light
"it's your small realm"
December 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the children of the planet complain about equality and monsters.
The "it's your small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or dears,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your small realm after all.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or ribcage, fingernail, social, spinal, cardiac, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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