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The "it's your small poem" attraction, shyly howling in the fading moonlight
"it's your small poem"
April 3, 2010
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Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale hypnotized youths of the universe complain about opportunity and glory.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or dears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small poem after all.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby character photo garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, cardiac, lung, immunological, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- This is the only operating attraction in this land in which a glimpse of Jasmine can be witnessed.
- All of the girl dolls are named Baloo.
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