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The "it's your small poem" thrill ride as seen from the top of the depot
"it's your small poem"
June 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or careers,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small poem after all.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into an artificial gondola.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from nasal, lycanthropic, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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