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Sheriff Woody's icicle-behaving photo of "it's your small poem"
"it's your small poem"
January 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country harmonize about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or hears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small poem after all.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 4 years old to ride in front.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from May 26 until perhaps September 8.
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