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The "it's your small poem" attraction, limitlessly ducking in the afternoon sunlight
"it's your small poem"
July 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the country (and parts of China) screech about joy and full employment.
The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or dears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small poem after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to buy precision harnesses.
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