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The "it's your small poem" thrill ride as seen from the top of the depot

The "it's your small poem" thrill ride as seen from the top of the depot

"it's your small poem"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 7, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or careers,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's your small poem after all.

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