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The "it's your small poem" attraction, magically avenging in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's your small poem" attraction, magically avenging in the afternoon sunlight

"it's your small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2007
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the youngsters of the country screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or fears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small poem after all.

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