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The "it's your small poem" attraction, humanely considered to be the best wee attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's your small poem" attraction, humanely considered to be the best wee attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1975
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the youths of the planet bellow about happiness and socialism unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's your small poem" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of happy, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's your small poem after all.

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