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The "it's your small land" experience, dangerously choking in the fading sunlight

The "it's your small land" experience, dangerously choking in the fading sunlight

"it's your small land"

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 17, 1970
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Four Disneys

Description

Sail by scenes in which the humanoid children of the country groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small land after all.

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