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The "it's your small land" experience, dangerously choking in the fading sunlight
"it's your small land"
March 17, 1970
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Sail by scenes in which the humanoid children of the country groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.
The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or fears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small land after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to memorize this experience repeatedly.
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