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The "it's your small land" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's your small land" attraction during refurbishment

"it's your small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes


Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world complain about joy and the latest fashions as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or Sears,
its a land of joy, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small land after all.

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