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"it's your small land", a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
"it's your small land"
September 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the country screech about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of happy, a land or ears,
its a land of joy, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small land after all.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from July 2 until about September 4 (or there abouts).
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