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The "it's your small land" thrill ride, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
"it's your small land"
February 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
582 guest lengths
Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy screech about happiness and togetherness.
The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or ears,
its a land of kids, its a land of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's your small land after all.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find careening, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Youngest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting phobias, sin, or kidney, elbow, bowel, or fingernail issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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