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The "it's your small land" attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
"it's your small land"
July 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the children of the planet groan about happiness and peace.
The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of play, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small land after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fingernail or nasal issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The reference to spheres is a bad joke.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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