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The "it's your small land" attraction, almost hopping in the fading sunlight

The "it's your small land" attraction, almost hopping in the fading sunlight

"it's your small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale figures representing the children of the friendly continents screech about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's your small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or jeers,
its a land of food, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small land after all.

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