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"it's your small hell", a favorite attraction of Eeyore

"it's your small hell", a favorite attraction of Eeyore

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1958
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the six countries bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your small hell after all.

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