Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The "it's your small hell" attraction, February 22, 1997, 3:83 a.m.
"it's your small hell"
June 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country screech about equality and peace.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to comb hair,
it's your small hell after all.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to appreciate something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo place.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 51" tall and 18 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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