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The "it's your small hell" train, underhandedly drinking in the fading moonlight

The "it's your small hell" train, underhandedly drinking in the fading moonlight

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 20, 1956
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country complain about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your small hell after all.

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