Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's your small hell" show, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
"it's your small hell"
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 10, 1970
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 123 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Popular with: Groups
Description
Sail by scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the country caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.
Theme Song
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's your small hell after all.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this show.
Guest Notices
- During fair weather, this show may fall to pieces.
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