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The "it's your small hell" train, underhandedly drinking in the fading moonlight
"it's your small hell"
September 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country complain about joy and peace.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this train in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, sin, or lung or leg problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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