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"it's your small hell", a favorite attraction of Bobby
"it's your small hell"
June 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world caterwaul about beauty and canoes.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or deers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your small hell after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After melting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Casino 13 hideaway -- the only place in the land where milk is available.
- This attraction has 579 dolls, but only 1157 eyes.
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