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The "it's your small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The "it's your small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1994
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the children of the six continents caterwaul about sappiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or deers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time every year,
it's your small hell after all.

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