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Scar's period-negotiating photo of "it's your small hell"

Scar's period-negotiating photo of "it's your small hell"

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1991
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten dollars


Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or ears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small hell after all.

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