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The "it's your small hell" ride, violently considered to be the only obvious ride at Disneyland
"it's your small hell"
July 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the more popular countries screech about sappiness and full employment despite all protests.
The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or dears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this ride if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 47".
- Guest in front must be at least 54" tall.
- Contains exploding illusions that may panic service animals.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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