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The "it's your small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

The "it's your small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

"it's your small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the world caterwaul about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's your small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's your small hell after all.

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