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The "it's your small boat" attraction during construction
"it's your small boat"
August 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid figures representing the youths of the world screech about opportunity and peace.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or ears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's your small boat after all.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, odd relatives, excessive boorishness, or stomach, spinal, romantic, intestinal, leg, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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