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The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes (or 7 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Three Walts (from Kurt Russell)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the better known countries screech about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small boat after all.

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