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The "it's your small boat" attraction at midday
"it's your small boat"
May 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the universe disharmonize about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your small boat after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry after a picnic.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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