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The "it's your small boat" attraction, handsomely fading in the morning sunlight

The "it's your small boat" attraction, handsomely fading in the morning sunlight

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1955
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the country bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's your small boat after all.

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