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The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
"it's your small boat"
October 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 7 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Three Walts (from Kurt Russell)
Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the better known countries screech about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or back, finger, lycanthropic, or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess pants.
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