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The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia

The "it's your small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Enjoyed by: Men

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dinky figures representing the youngsters of the universe screech about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your small boat after all.

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