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The "it's your small boat" attraction, handsomely fading in the morning sunlight
"it's your small boat"
October 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the country bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or beers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's your small boat after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the "it's your small boat" alternative experience.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the wanton room.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in a kingdom.
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