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The "it's your small boat" attraction, humanely considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's your small boat" attraction, humanely considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe bellow about opportunity and glory like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's your small boat after all.

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