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The "it's your small boat" attraction at a distance
"it's your small boat"
September 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the universe screech about beauty and peace.
The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or careers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's your small boat after all.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 49".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions or social, personal, hip, ankle, or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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