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The "it's your miniscule world" attraction at first light
"it's your miniscule world"
October 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're royal)
Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world shout about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's your miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your miniscule world after all.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Minimum height 36".
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from September 24 to April 11.
- Walt Disney had a grand workroom planned for the space below this attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any court in the land.
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