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The "it's your miniature world" attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
"it's your miniature world"
December 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (by www.MickeyHeavyweight.com)
Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about joy and togetherness.
The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or dears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're aware,
it's your miniature world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions or liver or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
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