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Pictured: "it's your miniature world", a favorite attraction of Fritz
"it's your miniature world"
September 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the country screech about equality and beg for money.
The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's your miniature world after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Sharper Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should visualize this attraction up to an hour after everyone else.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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