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The "it's your miniature world" attraction at dusk

Above: The "it's your miniature world" attraction at dusk

"it's your miniature world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 2000
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Targeted at: Smiling vacationers

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the child laborers of the country screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's your miniature world after all.

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