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Photo: The "it's your miniature world" attraction at midday
"it's your miniature world"
June 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
An average of four and a third Mickeys
Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of Anaheim) groan about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's your miniature world after all.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights, religious objections, unstopable cluelessness, garish shoes, or inner ear, hip, back, finger, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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