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Above: The "it's your miniature world" attraction at dusk
"it's your miniature world"
February 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the child laborers of the country screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.
The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's your miniature world after all.
- Warning: quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from December 21 to June 30.
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