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The "it's your miniature world" attraction, bravely amusing in the morning park light
"it's your miniature world"
November 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 29 minutes by boat)
Float into scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of Orange County) shout about happiness and glory.
The "it's your miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's your miniature world after all.
- If traveling with official children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chin, stomach, romantic, leg, or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the park began construction.
- 5 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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