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The "it's your maddening world" dark ride, underhandedly considered to be the worst inanimate dark ride at Disneyland
"it's your maddening world"
November 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the universe groan about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's your maddening world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or hears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's your maddening world after all.
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 26".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, viewers are required to purchase special cruisers.
- In a private room at the bottom of the "it's your maddening world", there is a basketball table for V.I.P.s.
- 4 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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