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The "it's your kids' world" train, handsomely fighting in the shrouded moonlight

The "it's your kids' world" train, handsomely fighting in the shrouded moonlight

"it's your kids' world"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 28, 2003
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Targeted at: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the hypnotized children of the six countries (and parts of history) groan about opportunity and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's your kids' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's your kids' world after all.

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