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The "it's your dinky world" ride during repairs
"it's your dinky world"
June 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile American Idol rejects of the five continents sing about beauty and socialism like the undead.
The "it's your dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's your dinky world after all.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this ride.
- Before enjoying this ride, it's recommended that you fling something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or inner ear, romantic, neck, elbow, liver, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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