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Pictured: The "it's your cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
"it's your cloying world"
February 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge churros
Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of the Antarctic) screech about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's your cloying world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's your cloying world after all.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retired rocket.
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