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The "it's your bitty world" ride as seen from the top of the village
"it's your bitty world"
December 5, 1967
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Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the planet complain about joy and glory.
The "it's your bitty world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's your bitty world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you find depressing, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and heavily bearded).
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- There is a private baby-changing station obscured by this ride's drivers.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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